"The tick tock of the clock is painful, all sane and logical. I want to tear it off the wall."

Search, view, call, pack, repeat. I wish I could rid the world of boxes, at least my world. THINGS TO PURCHASE: New home, new life, new world.

I love this beach...

“God is really another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style. He just goes on trying other things.” — Pablo Picasso

How to meet the girl or guy of your dreams... Fool proof.

Buy a falconer’s glove.

Approach the one you like wearing the falconers glove.

Ask “Excuse me, have you seen a falcon fly by here?”

Look up to the sky, hopeful/sad.

If he/she says “No,” look distraught and ask if he/she wouldn’t mind helping you look for your falcon.

No human being would ever turn down an opportunity like this.

Use the time you spend together searching for the falcon to get to know him/her.

At the end of your search (10 minutes) you will probably need consoling re: the loss of your one true friend.

By this point his/her interest in you based on the fact that you were able to put so much love and time into the raising of a falcon will more than ensure a second date, and from there it’s just a hop skip and a jump to marriage.

Good luck!

*NOTE: If by chance a falcon does appear out of nowhere, simply say ” (falcon’s name) I’ve missed you so much! Don’t ever scare me like that again!” Then offer to take the guy/girl to dinner for helping you find your lost falcon. Bonus: You just got a free falcon!

They say laughter is the best medicine... Every time I look at this photograph I believe it. Cheers to Sabes, the worlds best dog.